tijnn 2009-06-18 15:51:08

Fucking kill yourself moron

Mechabloby 2009-06-18 16:04:21

lol emo

Mechabloby 2009-06-18 16:05:15

boom boom pow let dem beets raaa

Mechabloby 2009-06-18 16:05:35

lets speak out of my dick because im a n***aaa lol

Mechabloby 2009-06-18 16:05:59

Every now and again, I just get the overwhelming urge to stick two fingers up my nostrils, and pull out the biggest thing I can find up there (you know, the usual). I keep this up for about a month when I have a good collection of my nose droppings.

I wait for them to harden so then I can slide them down my tight urethra without them sticking to the sides; if they're big enough, you can see small lumps on my shaft. After this process is completed, I wait for an hour - mainly for suspense - and then masturbate.

I usually like to play with the tip of my penis first before I get into the hardcore wanking. When I blow my load, all my nose droppings fire out of my dick like a Pez dispenser - I like to think of the droppings as small green men running for their lives while a wave of white supremacist lava tries to lynch them for being slightly not-white.

After this, I will stick the escaped pieces of nose pellets together to form a sort of ball (and of course, being as resourceful as I am, I used my own cum to glue it together), and then force it into my rectum.

As painful as this process is, it is worth it to watch it come back out of my anus and land in the toilet bowl while I'm taking a shit. This time, I think that I am taking a huge poo on a small, green and useless planet. I like thinking that I am a God.

Elitesauce 2009-06-18 16:30:53

what a fag

albatross412 2009-06-18 20:41:37

It's true. Moderators are either of two extremes. Very abusive with power or very lazy. They're either looking for a simple excuse to ban you so they have an opportunity to excersize their power or feel they shouldn't have to burdened with responsibility. I'd kill to be a moderator but it seems only undeserving people get that opportunity.

Wyvvern-Guy 2009-06-18 22:09:15

Lol, butthurt.

PlayTheGame 2009-07-02 18:24:48

NO ur gay